I changed my Slack notification sound to say 'hummus,' and I am profoundly less stressed

On a dreary day in the slog between Chiristmas and New Year's last December, I was procrastinating at work. (If you try to tell me that you get any work done after Dec. 15, you're a dirty liar.)  

Deep into my procrastination efforts, I found myself in the Slack app's settings, where a little poking around bestowed me with...