You Are Not Shohei Ohtani. (Or Bobby Bonilla.)

I mean of course you aren’t Shohei Ohtani, unless you are, in which case, hi, big fan. But for the rest of you, is it just me, or is there an entire cottage industry within personal finance dedicated to slicing and dicing the incoming Los Angeles Dodger’s funky contract in hopes of determining a)…

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