Apple will engrave 'fart' and 'dick' on your new AirTags, but not 'poop'

Apple finally announced its Tile-killer product at Tuesday's event — and not a moment too soon, as everyone's probably a little out of practice when it comes to the whole "leaving the house with everything you need" thing after a year indoors.

AirTags are stainless steel buttons a bit over an inch in diameter that you can...