Self-thrusting dildos are here, and I tried them

Have you ever been scared and horny at the same time? That's how I felt looking at The Thruster, a handheld thrusting dildo.

Yes, as the name implies, this dildo does the thrusting for you.

The Thruster is a less expensive, more petite take on "fucking machines" like the Cowgirl Machine, which can run you $2,000.

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