Festivus...a holiday started by Daniel O'Keefe as a protest against the commercialism and stress of the holiday season, immortalized by Seinfeld, and refreshed in my mind every year by Sen.
Rand Paul.
The main tenants of the celebration are the meal (eat beef), the aluminum pole (no decorations), the airing of grievances (I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!) and the feats of strength.
Here's my take on it all!