Disney tries to win us over by casting everyone’s favorite imaginary best friend, Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Indiana Jones and the Long Goodbye

More than anything, I love Indiana Jones. And more than any disappointing pop culture thing that has happened so far in the 2000s, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom the Crystal Skull broke me. Games of Thrones had a disappointing finale? I made my peace with it. New New Star Wars sh-t the bed? Whatever,...