Dashing and charming Peter Dinklage in first trailer for Cyrano, the musical version of Edmond Rostand’s perfectly fine, music-free play

I begged, I pleaded, I threw myself on the mercy of the gods, imploring that no more musicals infest my life, but the gods merely laughed and said, “No,” as gods are wont to do. And so, I am besieged by musicals, plagued by them, haunted from every aspect by singing specters, tormented by the consta...