All 52 ‘Game of Thrones’ Main Characters Ranked

“Game of Thrones” has a lot of characters. So many. If I had an unlimited amount of time, I’d rank every single person who ever had a speaking part over the course of the show’s eight seasons. But even with quarantine still in full swing — or at least my quarantine is, since I’m lucky enough to have a job that doesn’t require me to leave my apartment — I don’t have time for all that. So here’s 52 major characters ranked instead.

*52. Viserys Targaryan*

A total jackass, Viserys had maybe the best death in the whole series: having molten gold dumped on his head.

*51. Rickon*

Who? (I feel bad for this joke after season 6, but I’m going to leave it)

*50. Robb Stark*

The Red Wedding was a coming of age for viewers of the show. Rewatching those early seasons knowing that’s gonna happen exposes Robb for the lame dude he really is.

*49. Stannis*

Basically a stodgy, moralistic Southern Baptist minister. I’m from Alabama, so I was extremely not pulling for him.

*48. Bran Stark*

Failed to become pretty enough to be the new Jon Snow. And now he’s…..

*47. Roose Bolton
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He’s like the Count Dooku of this show, acting like he’s working for himself though he’s really just a pawn who probably will get his head cut off by young Darth Vader.

*46. Daario*

Was a hot blond dude, but now (after a casting change) is just a regularly attractive brown-haired dude who was banished from Dany’s bed because who cares about love anyway? If he shows up in season 8 I’ll bump him up much higher because he actually was pretty good.

*45. Ned Stark*

The Mark Twain of the show, giving his kids a bunch of advice that wasn’t actually useful before he got murdered. Wait, how did Mark Twain die? This analogy may not track all the way but whatever.

*44. Joffrey*

Oh man. Remember that time the cake was too dry and it made his eyes bug out and his face turn purple and he spit foamy red drool everywhere? Hilarious.

*43. Shae
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Did what she needed to survive, until it turned out doing what she needed to do to survive (hooking up with Tywin Lannister) got her killed.

*42. Tommen
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Not the most decisive king, either before or after he had sex. But he’s better than Joffrey, I guess.

*41. Khal Drogo*

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Got fridged for the sake of Daenerys’ character arc. Beautiful.

*40. Gendry
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Melisandre put a leech on his penis one time. It feels like that’s all I should put here.

*39. Theon*

His post-castration redemption arc has been pretty good. Though he technically still hasn’t really actually done anything since escaping Winterfell with Sansa a million years ago.

*38. Jorah Mormont*

Really sad because he still can’t afford to buy Khaleesi’s love.

*37. King Robert*

Probably the most chill and carefree character on the show, drunk most of the time, yelling a lot even though he really didn’t have any problems. Well, until that time he drank too much and got killed by a boar.

*36. Ramsey Bolton
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Somehow the most horrific character on this whole horrifying show.

*35. Catelyn Stark*

Loses to the Lannisters both in the Game of Thrones and the Game of Angsty Overprotective Moms.

*34. Talisa Stark*

Every joke that comes to mind is far too reprehensible even for a “Game of Thrones” list, so I’m not going to put one here.

*33. Sam*

A huge nerd who predictably finds love in a house of somebody else’s daughter-wives.

*31. Lord Commander Mormont*

Died because Sam found love in a house of somebody else’s daughter-wives.

*31. Ygritte*

A marksman with a bow, loved Jon Snow, killed by a child. She was basically an audience surrogate.

*30. Gilly*

Doesn’t know anything except for all the stuff Sam doesn’t know how to do. Which is most things.

*29. The High Sparrow*

He tried pulling a huge awesome gambit, but ultimately he was not prepared for the Game as well as he thought, judging by how hard Cersei outplayed him.

*28. Red Viper*

His irascible lust distracted him from delivering the killing blow against the Mountain. He would be much, much higher on this list were it not for that glaring oversight.

*27. The Hound*

Killed the butcher’s boy, then spent several seasons saying lots of mean things before being left to die on a rock. And then he survived and taught me the word “whinging.”

*26. Jaime Lannister*

Can I make a joke about masturbating with your off hand? There’s nothing in our style guide about that. Anyway, where’s the scene where Jaime learned how to do that? It’s a skill he’ll need now that he has apparently broken up with his sister.

*25. Jaqen H’ghar*

Speaks in riddles, has many faces (and many bodies), and set Arya on the path to losing her eyesight even though he would have been burned alive if she hadn’t saved him. What a clown.

*24. Tywin Lannister*

Was killed by his hated dwarf son. Exactly what he deserved, though I had secretly hoped he would at some point just be nice to his kids.

*23. Ellaria Sand*

Committed one of the greatest and most upsetting murders on the whole show…with a kiss!

*22. Tormund Giantsbane*

Has a great name, murder in his heart and a huge beautiful red beard. Also he was in “The Fate of the Furious,” the latest movie in my favorite film franchise. What’s not to like?

*21. Yara Greyjoy*

Probably the character who is best at being a sibling. She hasn’t otherwise accomplished much (yet) but if Theon manages to save her this year it’ll be because Yara managed to pep talk him into being useful in season 6.

*20. Jon Snow*

[DEL: Well, he’s dead. King of the dead ones. Definitely not coming back ever. :DEL] No longer dead. Murdered a particularly irritating character. Won the Battle of the Bastards even though he tried as hard as he could to lose it. And now he’s banging his aunt. We have too many feelings about this guy.

*19. Euron Greyjoy*

We can’t help but appreciate the (no pun intended) joy with which Euron enacts his villainy. “I AM THE STORM!” Hahaha. The way he taunted Jaime about only having one hand in front of everyone was also pretty good.

*18. Hodor*

Shoulda been named “Meme.” (Another joke I feel about bad about after season 6. I moved him way up in compensation.)

*17. Margaery Tyrell*

Delightfully passive-aggressive toward Cersei all the time. Sure, she was killed horribly by Cersei because she made a classic “Game of Thrones” miscalculation — and I really should bump her down for that — but, nah, she was too much fun.

*16. Brienne*

Tall, kills a lot of men, is single and celibate, takes no crap from anyone and doesn’t play the game. A perfect counter to basically everything else on “Game of Thrones.”

*15. Pycelle*

Of all the dead people on “Game of Thrones,” Pycelle is the one I missed the most. His declaration that Joffrey was “the most noble child the gods ever put on this good Earth” at Tyrion’s trial is probably the funniest line in the whole series.

*14. Tyrion Lannister*

Thinks with his penis. Which is okay because his penis is so smart.

*13. Varys*

Slightly smarter than Tyrion because he doesn’t have a penis.

*12. Melisandre*

Lots of people think of Melisandre as the “sexy” main character, but she’s actually the “terrifying” main character. Remember that time she burned a child alive? That sucked. Now she suffers for it, finally, but she’ll probably be back to do something amazing. Still waiting, though.

*11. Missandei*

“All men must die. But we are not men.” Any questions?

*10. Davos Seaworth*

Easily the MVP of season 7.

*9. Littlefinger*

Probably the smartest character on the show, but uses all that brainpower for evil. And even though he was the smartest, he somehow managed to think he was even smarter than he actually was. Which is why he’s dead now lololol. But he was fun while he lasted.

*8. Daenerys*

Commits most of the best murders on the show, thanks to those dragons and her invulnerability to fire. And they’re usually justified. Big bonus points for that.

*7. Arya Stark*

Seemed extremely bad at the game in season 7 until it turned out she’s probably better than everyone else ever at it when she cut Littlefinger’s throat.

*6. Olenna Tyrell*

Makes a great joke about useless genitals, and constantly talks smack about everyone. And she got the absolute last word in her death scene. My dream woman.

*5. Qyburn*

Qyburn is fascinating because we still really have no idea what his deal is. What does he want? What is he trying to accomplish? I have no idea! And I love it. Don’t mind Qyburn, he’s just over here doing insane and unethical scientific experiments that will surely have some kind of major impact.

*4. Sansa Stark*

It’s still crazy to me that people thought she was falling for Littlefinger’s bulls— in season 7. Sansa owns.

*3. Bronn*

Enters the show in the most “Game of Thrones” way possible: by stepping out of the background of a scene to kill a guy for Tyrion.

*2. Grey Worm*

Just the best. Sad because his life sucks. Badass who kills a lot of his problems. Communicates a lot without saying much. Grey Worm seems like the kind of tragic “Game of Thrones” character who is going to have a brief moment of triumph before getting slaughtered. I hope that triumph is really good.

*1. Cersei*

Yeah, she’s a terrible person, but she’s the product of a terrible father and terrible environment. And that shot of her sipping wine right after she blew up half the cast of “Game of Thrones” remains an all timer.