Beef Candle. Beef Candle. Beef Candle. Beef Candle. Beef Candle. BEEF CANDLE.

Lord of the Rings author J. R. R. Tolkien is credited with describing the phrase "cellar door" as the most beautiful string of words in the English language based purely on pronunciation alone. But I propose a more beautiful pair of words: *beef candle*. 

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