The perfect date: Happy April 25, 'Miss Congeniality' fans

Anyone who says there's no such thing as "perfect" must not have seen the popular 2000s comedy Miss Congeniality.

If they had seen it, they'd know that perfection does exist, in the form of a date on all of our calendars: April 25.

Now, before I explain why you shouldn't have a single criticism about this fine spring day,...