Quick Daily News- Rewritten Snarky Headlines Series.
Today's AM Headlines Analysis: Thursday.
{Pretend Kansas City Chiefs Deaths-Just Local Tragedy, Biden Executive Order to Protect Palestinians-No Executive Order To Protect USA Border, Another Cruise Ship Mass Illness-Ship of War!
Ban Cruise Ships!, Drunk Plane Passenger, Awesome Parents!-Beat Kid to Death, LOVING Lady Teacher!-Sex w 3 Boys-Photos!, and even more Click Bait!} AM Dumbest Stories.
{Newsom Tells A Story, Most Polls Show Trump Leading Biden, Denny's Closes A Diner, Political Trials Is A Political Expense, Tarmac Has Doors?, Kid Gets Into Toy Box-Australia, No Such Thing As TikTok Star, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.} Local Tragedy/Crime.
{Son Kills Dad-Family Doesn't Like Him.} Cities named Portland: Maine, Oregon, Texas, Tennessee, North Dakota, Indiana, Connecticut, Michigan, Arkansas, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Missouri, & Kentucky.
This Day Time presentation of the News headlines moves quickly as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
The above Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen.
Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines.
After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
⦁ What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
⦁ Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
⦁ Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
CAUTION: When listening, remember: 1.
Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
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You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3.
Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.
⦁ Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words; Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells, Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be, Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,... ⦁ Do you HAVE to click if you See: Mom, Dad, Grandma, Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon, Student, State Senator, First Responder, Wedding, Fiancé, Star, HS Athlete,... What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?
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