Shohei Ohtani's Babe Ruth impression is the only way I watch baseball. It rules.

I used to be a baseball fan. Hell, I used to play the sport (albeit, kind of poorly).

Now though, I cannot even recall the last televised game I watched. Baseball isn't a part of my life, with one massive, glaring exception: viral clips of Shohei Ohtani.

But first, let's backtrack. More than a decade ago, during the Jimmy...