I've never seen 'The Matrix' but here's what I think of the new trailer

Don't come for me, but I've never seen The Matrix.

Well, technically I've seen a lot of it, but I was at a dinner party in my teen years and someone had it on with the sound criminally low and no closed captioning to speak of. So while I very much wanted to understand ~the zeitgeist, the real culprit here is whoever thought it...