Getting a lift from my black swan event

I too had a black swan event in Waitrose (I thought I could beat capitalism with some out-of-date onion bhajis. I was wrong, 3 January). I was stuck in the car park lift at trendy Byres Road for half an hour, for which they saw fit to award me £30. In cash, not vouchers. At an hourly rate of £60,…

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