Plant collecting is all the rage right now.
Greenery is a gorgeous addition to any home, and with everyone spending extra time inside, it’s easy to maintain an indoor forest.Much to the dismay of her husband, Australian parenting blogger Sarah Kearns treated herself to a few new plants while out shopping.Brad Kearns, Sarah’s husband, took to the family Facebook page, DaDMuM, to share how he really feels about her new hobby.“Does anyone else’s wife have an issue with getting plants that are a REASONABLE F****** SIZE for the house,” he wrote, starting the post off strong.“I opened the front door to not one but two f****** Jurassic-sized trees".A number of commenters warned that the greenery may become a home for unwelcome guests.
“I love plants but all I see is bigger plants means bigger spiders can hide".Brad got his wish — Sarah’s fear of spiders took over, and she asked him to help her get them out of their bedroom.Brad wrote in a second Facebook post, “She makes choices like a gambler with a pocket full of mortgage payments".“Well ladies and gentlemen.
It was a hard-fought argument on my end.
And on that note I present to you, my f****** balconforest,” he continued.“F*** the spiders.
F*** the plants.
F*** my life"