Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Wednesday PM., Escaped Inmate Caught, Putin's Shaky Leg, FBI Guy Covers Up over Hunter Case Coverup, Cults Abuse Kids, Mitt Romney Quits, Boebert Like Democrat Man, Boebert Boobs, Biden's Spokes-Chick Clams Up, Lady Left Son in Room with Dead Man, David Weiss Impotent-Hunter Biden Case, NYC-Chicago Still Terrible Crime, Influencers Only Influence Dumb Ppl, 2020 Election Emails Get All Dems Emails, Is MSNBC Still On?, Hochul Wants Illegal Aliens to Get Jobs, Who is the Internet?, Can Fox News Deniers See Their Own Feet?, Oops Glued Protester Accidentally Spill Upon with Oil, Florida Officials Keeping Floridians Safe From Hurricane Affects, Cuss Words are Funny-Not, Splotchless Giraffe, Shark Only 16in Long-Big in Connecticut, Gen Z Chicks Are Idiots, Wife Kept in Freezer, Schumer Rides Coattails of Musk Zuck, Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
